Poor Jerry...stuck with me forever.

If Jerry knew how to do craigslist I would already be listed in the free stuff category.  I am one big mess and I don't understand why.
Its badly sprained and I am suppose to not walk on it for 1-2 weeks. Seriously? I am going to Hawaii in 9 days and nothing is stopping me nor am I going to shelp around in this boot.  It clashes with my pareos and swimsuit ...guess I will be diligent until my flight and then aloha baby!
I did polish my toenails for the trip to Urgent Care and I think it helped. I intend to ice it with a beer bottle next and cross my fingers my man doesnt list me in the classifieds tonight.